twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

(via use-a-bandaid)

lonelywhiteasian:

tumblr isn’t even a game and yet i’m still losing

(via nahthatsnotveryraven)

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

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